AOL Successfully Implementing the Right Strategy to Deliver Long-Term Stockholder Value

I know we've been taking the piss out of Aol* all day, but someone in Aol PR must be drunk, because this bizarre?"BREAKING: Board Has Presided over Improvement of AOL's Operating Results and Financial Strength and Unlocked over $1.7 Billion in Value in Two Years"?press release happened. We figure that this must be some sort of Zodiac Killer-like word puzzle, where if you take out every three letters it's an actually a crazy rambling essay about how much who ever wrote this hates their life.

navy jet crash virginia beach isiah thomas passover easter recipes live free or die hard carlos pena amanda bynes arrested